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The Nintendobo “Eat Mommy’s Pills” Poster Nov 24, 2007

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16 X 20

The puppet film that failed to change the world but became the affectionate touchstone for a select few, and now even a smaller fraction of that select few will bother to have this on their wall; to this select few of a select few, we kneel. Indie puppet media the world over thanks you. Printed on heavyweight semi-gloss paper using superior [to what, they don’t say] dye inks. Image size 16” X 20”. Get it here

Dobo Disty aka Nintendobo: “Eat Mommy’s Pills” Mousepad Nov 24, 2007

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Eat Mommy's Pills The Mousepad!


We understand, many of you have left the dorms and are now shackled to some busty, fertile bim who has torn down all your E.L.O., Fraggle Rock and Herb Alpert posters. But, while in your cubicle, you can remind yourself of how much fun downing bowls of strange pills were with this durable cloth top mousepad. A great gift for geeks, gamers, or anyone who you really want to f—k with on a day-to-day basis, even when you’re not there to do it in person. Rubber backing prevents the mousepad from sliding. Not edible…or is it? Get it here

Reducey-Risk Reindeer Workplace Mug Nov 24, 2007

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Reducey-Risk Reindeer Workplace Mug


Buy and bring this to work. I repeat, BUY AND BRING THIS TO WORK! Unprotected butts and mouths in the workplace are just too revolting to contemplate; this mug is the (temporary) cure, until we can get some eugenics thing going. Large, easy-grip handle. Get it here

Ratty Mouse Box Shirt Nov 24, 2007

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Ratty Mouse Box Shirt

Ratty Mouse’s anti-friend Dream Box on a shirt? Is this the information superhighway I’ve been hearing about? Yes, it is. Get it here

Skiddles Tote Bag Nov 24, 2007

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Skiddles Tote Bag


This 100% cotton canvas tote bag has plenty of room to carry all the gluten-free celery-based bulk wafers from your local Oregon-products-only foods co-op. Includes a bottom gusset, and we don’t even know what that is. Get it here

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